Laugh and the world laughs with you, fart…and you’re standing alone

two chikens trying to cross the road

You should see them try to screw in a light bulb.

man and woman in bed, woman asks if the encounter is going on his blog

This is a great line to tell the ladies, “This was all research for my blog.”

banker pushes customer to check his balance

Usually the bank is bending you over the other way.

woman in bed with a tiger realizes he's not tiger woods

Tigers are good at hitting a hole-in-one as well.

dog trapped in womans fat ass

Doggie public warning poster: When sniffing butts goes wrong.

cheese is the topic of these church mice

The power of cheese will lead to your salvation.

chicken tells egg that he came firstWell, I guess that answers that question.

fish are concerned about global warningThat is a relief, cuz i pee in the pool too.

cow eating grass is upset he's eating grassIf you are what you eat, shouldn’t this cow be eating beef?

dog meets cats on chat

The only time I can remember when a dog is mad about getting some pussy.

teacher uses a computer to figure out a simple math problem

Isn’t it a relief to discover the smartest person in the classroom with your children is the computer on the teacher’s desk?


About thedailyheard

Just a guy with an opinion and some time on my hands trying to find out where the sidewalk really does end.

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