You should see them try to screw in a light bulb.
This is a great line to tell the ladies, “This was all research for my blog.”
Usually the bank is bending you over the other way.
Tigers are good at hitting a hole-in-one as well.
Doggie public warning poster: When sniffing butts goes wrong.
The power of cheese will lead to your salvation.
Well, I guess that answers that question.
That is a relief, cuz i pee in the pool too.
If you are what you eat, shouldn’t this cow be eating beef?
The only time I can remember when a dog is mad about getting some pussy.
Isn’t it a relief to discover the smartest person in the classroom with your children is the computer on the teacher’s desk?